Wednesday, December 14, 2005

How many wishes would it take?

Josh: How many wishes would it take for you to use one of them so that the cat's could speak English?

Me: Two

Josh: That's it?

Me: Sure, my first wish would be for enternal happiness & peace for everyone in the world. My second wish would be for the cats to speak English. But, not just our cats, all cats. Then when you're walking down the street and you see an alley cat you can be all "Hey, what's up alley cat" and the alley cat would be all "Up yours!" (because alley cats are like that.)


Anonymous Mama C-ta said...

ha, that's quite the exchange!

12/14/2005 10:16 PM  
Blogger Iris said...

You know. I gotta say. Great first wish. Second wish? Scares the absolute shit out of me. Because cats? Incredibly catty. Can you imagine?

Say you're walking down the street, and you pass a cat, and the cat's all:

"Pssht. Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Salvation army? I saw better shoes on the homeless guy on the corner. Maybe you should go consult with him. And that hair? Child, it isn't 1986. Mullets are so out."

And you'd be all:

"This isn't a mullet."

And the cat's all:

"Looks like one from down here. And rethink that perfume. It smells like you just got sprayed by Bob the TomKat over on 23rd. You need some serious help."

And you'd be all:


And the cat would be all:

"Hey, you wanted us to talk."

And you'd be all:

"Yeah, I should have asked for dogs to talk. Because all they'd say is: 'Hey! What's that smell? Wanna play? Where's the stick? BACON!'"

And the cat's all:

"Yeah, you should have thought this through better, Miss I Wish Cats Could Talk."


12/15/2005 6:30 AM  

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