Randomness (Or another list containing a Paris Hilton reference. And chocolate.)

• Dried cherries are like gold or diamonds or shriveled up pieces of sweet, sweet GOODNESS.
  
• The Swiffer is my new boyfriend. How is it possible that I have lived my life up until this point without one? The cat hair clings to it like skanky clings to Paris Hilton. The Swiffer makes me want to do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight!
  
• Swimsuit season sucks particualarly when you have spent all winter eating whatever chocolatey yumminess that you can find.
• Is it weird that I have to have the end of the toliet paper roll facing out so that you pull it up and over the roll? And if it isn't I have to fix it? Even if I'm at someone else's house? And that this is something I nag Josh about all of the time? Yet he continues to put it on the wrong way. I suspect he is messing with me. Well HA! I'll show him .... putting the toliet paper roll on the wrong way ....
  
• Blackberry Green Tea Frappuccino. That is all.